Today after going to the zoo with the Rowlands and Atalie, (that's who i drove down with, alot of people from the home school group were there too) i came down to, at the request of Michelle, to jump on the trampoline with water balloons. (it was quite a sacrifice to come down seeing as i had just gotten into some flanel pjs and was VERY comfortable reading on my bed) I had alot of fun. well Catie and Michelle live right next to a mormon church. the church has a big parkinglot with stairs and rails, so as you might guess, this attracts skateboarders ALOT. we have grown quite used to this and never really think twice about them(with the exception of the one time when our neighbor yelled at them and they came and broke the rowlands fence. =D oops) so michelle is standing and i am laying on the trampoline waiting for catie to fill her balloon up when suddenly i hear michelle start to talk to someone. (i didn't see who it was at first cause the sun was in my eyes) he started asking her questions about where she went to school, what grade she was in ect... i started to panic not knowing who in the word this raggamuffin was so before Michelle could answer i quickly cut in by asking quite tersly if he needed anything. He gave us a cocky smile that made me wish i had better aim with a water balloon, before dissappearing over the fence. " i should have asked him if he wanted a facefull of rubber and water" i comented wistfully. Not wanting any more trouble michelle went inside and got her M4 automatic air soft gun which, unfortunetly, she did not get to use on any human targets.
Princess Pink
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Good post, keep doing the good bloging. I always hated skate boarders, but never got close enough to be able to do anything. I wish I could have the chance! Oh well, you and the Rowlands can do it instead.One of these days, you and Michelle should get down, ready in a ambush position with the Airsoft gun. Use Catie as bait for one of the skateboarders to notice and walk over to her, right near your ambush spot. After he comes there you tell Catie to get down, say somthing in German(like Alt, Achtun or for the Fatherland, not that it does anything, but it makes it so much better) Then start shooting at the little punk! Then if he leves his skateboard and runs, throw it at him! Or if he gets on the ground, grab his skateboard, and hit that barbarian on the head with that uncivilized thing. After that, tell him to go home, and then tell him to tell all fellow barbarians, that NO ONE skateboards by the Rowlands house! Oh, sorry for my long post, uh, I just hate skateboarders! Bye!
Same thing he said. I hate skateboarders, too. no offense to any skateboarders in touche...BTW< jonah, it's ACHTUNG!. Oh, and I'd use michelle as the bait, as that she was the one talking to the punk.
oH, yeah, throw a couple water baloons at him, too- it's alot more unpleasent if you make fim run home soaking
Oh, it is Jonah here. I forgot to say, While on his Left flank you have the airsoft gun, on the other flank, get another gun, load it with airsoft buckshot, Jump and fire at him! Then when he is turned one way, Have two of you takle him, THEN hit him on the head with the skateboard, tie him up, and while he is tied up, bombard him with water ballons like Patrick said. Untie him, send him home with a good kick, and make a speech about how No skateboarders come here Ect. Oh yeah, if you ever do(Which I doubt) Have your mom videotape it! BYE!!!!!
Quite entertaining to read :) Glad I found your blog :)
It was really weird! Kayla, you explained it well though! imperator and debator...enjoyed your comments!
gosh, i had just turned the water on, when i heard someone say, "Hey" and when i turned around and saw a face peeking over our fence, i almost freaked out! i was very glad when kayla told the Blonde Bozo off.
Great job Kayla, for doing that, but if you let him keep talking you cold've got him
Man I wish I had been there...Chris and I would have blown the ccky smile right off the punks ugly face!!
if you wanted us to of course...
::Loads AK-47::
lol, i don't think that would have been the best thing to do, but i'll keep that idea in mind
not all skateboarders are ugly. i know a couple of cute ones.
In your opinion! In my Opinion the only good skateboarder is a dead one, but knowing me that would apply to most everything!
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